the dog from teletubbies. perfect creature

Falling asleep next to someone you love is literally so peaceful

btw if you ever make anything for me EVER ill literally go crazy stupid. like ill go insane . il love you for ever.

someone made something for you moodboard

the best thing about tumblr is that you can watch a show and then you come here and someone has made a gifset of it and you can put it on your blog like a sticker in a journal

me: hey, there’s a documentary about a topic I am already interested in! let’s watch it!

me watching: already knew that. already knew that. wrong. already knew that. true but misleading. already knew that. already knew that. leaves out the important part. already knew that

While sick last night I found this

I don't know who made it or why but it makes my heart feel peaceful

you already know it’s fly agaric lenin monday

Easter egg for office workers: if you go onto Excel and press ctrl+left, then ctrl+down, you will reach cell XFD1048576. If you put a dot in there, then ctrl+A and fill every cell in black, you can then print 34 million black pages from your office printer and get fired

I think more people need to learn the phrase "I don't know enough about that to have a strong opinion" its literally a cheat code for awkward conversations

its ok if you actually do know a lot about the thing and/or have strong opinions about it btw. you can just lie

no fucking awoo. no awoo right now. its late. its not awoo time. its sleeping time. go the fuck to bed.

I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

sorry i cant go to bed i have to hang out with my friends online. yeah we’re all just posting at the same time. yeah this is actually the most important thing we could possibly be doing with our time